Carnival Chaos, They don’t Crap on their Own Doorstep?

Two young men set out from here to go “Canivarling” in Notting Hill, which in my opinion should be called Notting Hell. They have not yet returned, and do not respond to any form of communication. A friend of mine resides quite near to the centre of these mindless festivities and could not vacate her beautiful home because some of these adorable revellers had defecated on her doorstep. I am told the rubbish left by the party goers will be costing the tax payer many thousands of pounds to clear . There is fall out here as well Beatrice my dog who eats weird things as per the Tampax was just running about with a laughing gas cylinder…. Oh dear!

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