My whole life revolves around plumbing, floods, and Lavatory seats , I have several of the latter needing attention at present , The Sainted One adores blocked drains but there are none here at the moment , so his most recent DIY challenge the seat in our downstairs Loo it is now known as “the parliamentary seat” this drama has reached epic proportions. The seat has been replaced but the replacement is faulty, men cannot lift the seat now so my invitation to upper class larceny namely “gentlemen lift the seat” on a polite notice, can now be ignored with impunity. So there is wee all over it, consequently ladies do not fancy it now anyway it falls off if you sit on it . I summoned a trusted professional but we had to down tools to hasten to my sons flat where the symphonic Loo was not working and there was an ominous conspicuous ness of plungers all over the place….. while we were there many other plumbing problems revealed themselves. I am glad I had my rubber knee pad with me which I use for weeding . I know so much more about plumbing now …… don’t get me started on the ditches on the Isle of Wight….