Shock Horror ” I have Never Been Molested By Donald Trump” .

I feel it is my duty to come forward, It is disappointing but I must reveal that I have never been molested by Donald Trump, there must be very few of us out there now but I have to live with the shame which means confronting my demons.

More Lovely relations in London they are coming before thanksgiving which is by chance the day my book is published. Everyone who comes here now is obsessed with Sidney whose picture is here . So Donald eat your heart out, nobody can compete with Sidney who captivates all who behold him. He has worked out a new system of co-parenting and has another human mummy who has a full set of expensive equipment for when he visits. When he returned from his adventure, he was very coy about it. He is irresistible, his next set of admirers commence visits at around eleven in the morning in time for coffee and snacks. I am learning, basically it’s people skills.

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