More on the Man….. Mad Men , Elevator Man, and The Blue Man.

Yes. More on the man thing, The world seems to be run by Mad Men two of them Kim and Donald Duck are talking of a world war …. Keeping in mind the fact that all world wars begin in August, this is not altogether surprising, was it Nixon who said it was good “to have a mad man or two because only madmen talk like this and nobody knows if they are mad enough to do it.?” Sane normal people only talk about what is possible and so on…..there is a lot of truth in this. Question ? Where do the people who are managing the Grenfell Tower catastrophe actually come from, especially the female one in the ubiquitous white blouse who has soup eyes which are supposed to indicate empathy and something else which is very , very patronizing, not from anywhere I know .

To restore my faith in the remote possibility that men can be kind, well mannered and perhaps really rather nice to be with, I met one the other day, at Don Quixote , Covent Garden at its best; suffering from vertigo as I do I could not undertake the broken downward escalator Mr Gorgeous appeared, probably my age, “Do you need some help, take my arm” a lifetime flashed by on the downward journey, the arm cosily in the poitrene area …. Yes this would be the one who would chat drive the car in a masterly way, make jokes which were funny, wait while you mounted the stairs smile at you and tell you that you were funny see the pilgrim soul in you. I was so enamoured I dropped my ticket he ran after me …. My son was waiting looking possessive or something.. I saw Mr Gorgeous later … a glancing moment ?

Sydney my puppy has had a blue man toy all his little life he has never been without it … but he has lost it Blue Man, Elevator man where are you ?


The Scrotal Panorama, Mad Men, Elevator Man, and The Blue Man

Why is that old men or even younger ones approach seated women and thrust their nether regions into your face, sometimes with rather dubious stains on the crutch, last week one of them did it to a very glamorous friend of mine and moi and then let forth half a sausage roll from his mouth which landed on my silken lap. The time for politesse was over I got up and shook it onto the nicely mowed  grass and told him it was disgusting .Unperturbed this man continued a mindless blurb whilst “Conchita” discussed this phenomena  behind our jewelled hands . Actually she explained he had already showered her with the contents of his mouth earlier. Since then many of my women friends have agreed that the scrotal presentation thing is becoming rather more frequent , sometimes there is a rocking movement as they move from one cheesy foot to the other , probably because their shoes are causing discomfort because they do not cut their toenails, which froth into long white irregular talons . I mean nobody could get close to them anyway because in a horizontal unclothed position, serious injury is a very real danger . We decided the comment should be “ would you mind taking a step back, I think you know why”.