Woman with Toy recorder in Arrest Horror,Theresa May aided By Russians and Win Some Lose Some.

Sheffield council have mounted a campaign to denude the borough of trees in case birds nest in them or people get injured by falling leaves. Nonviolent residents have been protesting vehemently and in a series of shocking incidents they have been bundled into police vans and quite possibly cuffed and all the rest ,one of them was an elderly lady with her arm in a sling was in possession of a plastic toy recorder, this weapon was considered very dangerous coercive by Sheffield Council. (Let us hope she was spared an intimate search.)  The mindless Chairman Mao did this in China of course any similarities are obviously coincidental or are they?

My goodness Theresa is on a winning streak, and her unexpected benefactors are the Russians, their vile behaviour has enabled this extraordinary woman to shine on the world stage, who would have thought that the woman who was rudely cold shouldered on the European platform is now being greeted with hand kisses and Gallic charm and has managed to unite the whole of Europe behind her , now that is pure genius and a massively good dresser plus she does not even carry a handbag. Prince Harry’s future wife needs to learn this her handbags are too big for public life,  she lets them drag her down with statement straps and what’s with her hair, she is always at it pushing it out of the way trying to get it behind her ear.. The Duchess of Cambridge gets it right every time Megan needs to watch her new sister in law. I feel sorry for people who have to dress up, me I only ever wear black trousers and dread getting dressed, I adore my dressing gown with the egg yolk on it it is a badge of pride me and Beryl Bainbridge who wore hers all the time ,  recently I made a remark about this to a male person I know very well saying how much I used to enjoy getting dressed and he replied how much he had enjoyed getting me undressed …. This was a long time ago ! Chivalry is not dead

Thought for the day, all this smiling only came in with enriched plastic teeth they don’t age well those teeth after a while they don’t look right in peoples faces because they do not change with the scull , my dentist told me that. Do these people smile like that all the time even when they are roasting chickens in their humble cottages? “ so sweet , so romantic” don’t you know?. But they do make a lovely couple .