No Rain No Grain,The Whole World is Pregnant, and Beards.

Fatuous weather girls smile brightly as they tells us there ill be uninterrupted sunshine and not to worry there will be no rain. Firstly give us all a break most people do not have plans to pound around the countryside we are supposed to be in confinement . Truth is the public is getting fed up with watching this from a window. They have had enough but news for you folks now there is a serious drought and there will not be any grass to have a picnic on if this goes on plus a shortage of weetabix in the winter.

Never mind there is only one thing left for the young and fecund , the birthrate will double in February  here is the problem all the daddies in the delivery rooms will look the same, all of them will have beards down to their knees ….. so this begs the question are all men lazy slobs who cant’t be arsed to shave?  Locked up with one of these would be very testing  like being kidnapped by a terrorist.  this is where zoom is so  nauseating what with that and the windows all shut and the unwashed lower garments etc ……. this is the primary reason for letting everyone out the light of day is what what all need whist of course socially distancing..  Yes education is a wonderful thing mine was very deficient  but I was perked up to read that Tina Brown went to my school and she is extremely clever  I was told yesterday that I should think like Prometheus… I had to look it up yep fearless would be good but hard to exercise in the present climate where anxiety rules .





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